Country Club Collection

THE CLASSY BOGAN CHECKLIST

The Country Club Collection is made for the bloke who enjoys a laugh but still knows how to tuck in his shirt, wear his hat forwards and behave himself when the committee is watching.

☑ Collar present
Because apparently the neck must be supervised.

☑ Neat and properly fitted
Relaxed enough for eighteen holes. Sharp enough for the clubhouse.

☑ Tailored shorts or trousers
No boardies. No trackies. No pants with twelve cargo pockets.

☑ Shirt-tucking compatible
Whether you actually tuck it in will be between you and the starter.

☑ Club-appropriate artwork
Personality is encouraged. Getting escorted from the premises is not.

☑ Hat worn forwards
You are playing golf, not auditioning for a 2003 music video.

☑ Proper golf shoes and socks
Thongs remain safely in the car for the trip home.

☑ Clean, tidy and presentable
The outfit should say “respectable member,” even when the scorecard says otherwise.

☑ Suitable for the clubhouse
Built to survive lunch, presentations and an uncomfortable conversation about your handicap.

☑ Never serious. Always presentable.
The official uniform of the classy bogan.